the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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