Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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