come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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