If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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