But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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