Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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