the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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