The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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