my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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