kristin has been a bad kristin
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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