Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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