Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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