I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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