Heybabeimwearingurpanties
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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