I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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