sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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