i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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