They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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