Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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