worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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