No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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