O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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