yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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