So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
