Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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