Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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