I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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