what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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