Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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