What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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