i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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