Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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