you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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