After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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