What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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