Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
high people should be assigned attendants
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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