Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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