Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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