i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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