Can Purell be used as lube?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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