I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You are the jesus of drinking
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Randomize
