hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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