Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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