youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just had sex on a roof
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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