Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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