Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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