Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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