belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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