I hope mine doesn't look like that
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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