I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She told me I should be a condom model.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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