What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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