Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
All I want is dick and wine.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
