called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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